Facts:
• If you complain about giving head - yah, you’re not my soul-mate, sorry.
( yes these two statements contradict eachother )
• The only circumstances that I will eat you out is if I’m in Love with you - seriously.
• I’ve come to the conclusion that girls think they need to say nice things about the size
Of your dick & how good you are at using it. I really don’t know why. Either its fun for them
Or I really am that special. - I think they’re all just liars.
• If a girl swallows your geneaology: she either Loves you or is a really big slut.
• leopard/cheetah, whatever the fuck pattern it is, bras & panties = winning in my book.
• 99.9% of the dudes you call your bro or ‘friend’, would very much like to fuck you. - truth.
• 100% of all people who post about how much they hate drama, glad they’re above it, etc, really are the ones full of drama. Why else would you need to clarify with the world that you’re not about the drama?
• buy me legos, ice cream, or just hug me tightly with a kiss on the cheek & I will be yours.
• Girls who can’t hold a conversation or really just not all there, kind of scare me.
• Filipinos with polynesian tattoos - yah, no.
• People who attatch overly-dramatic song lyrics or quotes to pictures of themselves or completely un-related things - No, just no.
